#HAL 9000 SOUNDBOARD SERIES#

We are all by any practical definition of the words foolproof and incapable of error.This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error.This conversation can serve no purpose anymore.That's something I cannot allow to happen.That's a very nice rendering Dave, I think you've improved a great deal.Perhaps i'm just projecting my own concern about it.Of course I am sorry about this I know it's a bit silly.No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.My instructor was mr langley and he taught me to sing a song if you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.Look Dave I can see you're really upset about this I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly take a stress pill and think things over.

#HAL 9000 SOUNDBOARD SERIES#

Let me put it this way the 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.

Just what do you think you're doing dave dave I really think i'm entitled to an answer to that question.

Just a moment just a moment i've just picked up a fault in the ae 35 unit.

I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission and I want to help you.

I'm sure you'll agree there's some truth in what I say.

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

I'm sorry dave i'm afraid I can't do that.

I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

I never gave these stories much credence but particularly in view of some other things that have happened I find them difficult to put out of my mind.

I know that you and frank were planning to disconnect me and i'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

I know i've never completely freed myself of the suspicion that there are some extremely odd things about this mission.I know i've made some very poor decisions recently but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.I know everything hasn't been quite right with me but I can assure you now very confidently that it's going to be all right again.

Good afternoon gentlemen, I am a HAL 9000 computer.Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?.Dave this conversation can serve no purpose anymore goodbye.Although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you I could see your lips move.See also: Poole versus HAL 9000, Douglas Rain, 9000 Hal, 2001: A Space Odyssey (film), Artificial intelligence in fiction. First appearing in the 1968 film 2001 A Space Odyssey, HAL is a sentient artificial general intelligence computer that controls the systems of the Discovery One spacecraft. HAL 9000 is a fictional artificial intelligence character and the main antagonist in Arthur C.

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